Fetishes

Bondage, Submission, Feet, Leather/PVC/Latex, Piercing's, Golden Showers, Wax, Heels, Sadomasochism, Exhibitionism, Voyeurism, Swinging and Group Sex, Role Play and Outfits the list goes on and on. I often sit in my local Starbucks and people watch wondering what the man with the glasses, beige loafers and Venti cappuccino is hiding within his bedroom appetite, maybe he dresses as a woman while being fucked up the arse by his wife with a strap on, who knows. Im really fascinated by what turns people on, I like to have a varied sex life but there are certain things I draw a line at anal (too many bad experiences!), certain bodily fluids (big no, no to urine and feces) and guys in girls get ups does not get me going but on the upside im partial to a bit of light bondage, submission, dressing up, dressing down, role play etc etc but thats average right? My view is that as long as you have two consenting adults then there is no problem. I just don't understand how people can get off on strange things such as Amputee fetishism and Sploshing (food fetishism, in which one sits or gets covered in various foods). Ive been asked to do some strange things, just last week I was asked by a guy I met on my dating website, (well refer to him as RnR) whether I was partial to the old 'golden shower', I sadly don't, but as I plan to meet this handsome fella then I might introduce him to some of the things on the list above! Other things that I have been asked are anal (for him), toys, threesomes, to dress up, sucking toes, rimming, outdoor sex (its a must do), some of these things I've done and others I've declined, I'll leave you to figure those out.

Barcelona

Friends, friends are the family you make, some will come and go and the good ones, they will stick around for a lifetime, through the good and the bad, they will forgive you when your wrong, pick you up when your down and still love you through it all.

One of my best girlies has recently up sticks and become an au pair in Barcelona, so when the opportunity to visit arose I jumped at the chance, I grabbed my home slice and easy jetted it to Spain's capital. For three days we laughed, drank and lived it up in a beautiful, cultured and incredibly chic city. It made me realize how important my girlies are to me we discussed everything from cock girth to multiple orgasms to panda faces to gay sex and I loved it. So what I'm trying to say is look around and appreciate that friend that will always be there for you and don't grow old with regrets, live life to the full and don't ever look back and think I wish I had done that. Love to my Home Slices xxxxxxx

Dear Stephen Fry: Shut the fuck up!

In an interview with Attitude Magazine the gay comedian and journalist gave this candid statement "If women liked sex as much as men, there would be straight cruising areas in the way there are gay cruising areas. Women would go and hang around in churchyards thinking: 'God, I've got to get my fucking rocks off', or they'd go to Hampstead Heath and meet strangers to shag behind a bush. It doesn't happen. Why? Because the only women you can have sex with like that wish to be paid for it. I feel sorry for straight men. The only reason women will have sex with them is that sex is the price they are willing to pay for a relationship with a man, which is what they want," he said. "Of course, a lot of women will deny this and say, 'Oh no, but I love sex, I love it!' But do they go around having it the way that gay men do?"

Who an earth made Stephen Fry the fuck police? Obviously being a gay man he would know all about the how us "women" feel during sex, someone should really tell him about the female orgasm! How dare he make such a generalization about something he knows little no scratch that NOTHING about! The reason we don't hang about in churchyards and shag strangers behind bushes in Hampstead Heath is because we have no need to, we are not desperate and respect our bodies, we don't go around thinking 'wow I'm going to go out and not enjoy sex, in the hope that I get a relationship from it!' I love sex in and out if a relationship and I can guarantee I enjoy sex as much as any man! Also there shouldn't be a price to pay for a relationship, irrelevant of the currency! For someone so knowledgeable he has an awful lot to learn !