Sex is NEVER

GLAMOUROUS! I recently read an article by my favorite journalist Dawn Porter in my favorite magazine Cosmo, about how unglamorous sex is and I have to undoubtedly agree! I have had some awful, awkward, painful, embarrassing moments in my sexual life! That's without mentioning the pain in the ass of preparing for it, by this I mean the waxing, plucking, buffing, painting and panicking about the outfit! You men don't know your made GRRRRRRRR!

R xx

Today is my....

Birthday! I am now a 23 year old writer, film-maker and sex blogger! I shall fill you all in on my weekend tomorrow as now, I am off to celebrate almost being mid twenties with cocktails and pizza, yum!

Lots of love

The elderly rabbit!

x

I had ...

... the best, most spine tingling, earth shattering, nail bitting, explosive orgasm of my life last night. Just thought I'd smugly share that with you all!

R x

Words cannot describe ...

The message I just received, so here it is to read yourself ...

So I read your blog a little.

I'm liking your thoughts on the p-spot. I love a finger up my ass - but it's never the same when I do it to myself.

Doesn't feel as nice as a tongue though. Oh and for a girl who says she'll try anything, you seem a bit frightened of a little piss? :P

I laughed also.