Fetishes

Bondage, Submission, Feet, Leather/PVC/Latex, Piercing's, Golden Showers, Wax, Heels, Sadomasochism, Exhibitionism, Voyeurism, Swinging and Group Sex, Role Play and Outfits the list goes on and on. I often sit in my local Starbucks and people watch wondering what the man with the glasses, beige loafers and Venti cappuccino is hiding within his bedroom appetite, maybe he dresses as a woman while being fucked up the arse by his wife with a strap on, who knows. Im really fascinated by what turns people on, I like to have a varied sex life but there are certain things I draw a line at anal (too many bad experiences!), certain bodily fluids (big no, no to urine and feces) and guys in girls get ups does not get me going but on the upside im partial to a bit of light bondage, submission, dressing up, dressing down, role play etc etc but thats average right? My view is that as long as you have two consenting adults then there is no problem. I just don't understand how people can get off on strange things such as Amputee fetishism and Sploshing (food fetishism, in which one sits or gets covered in various foods). Ive been asked to do some strange things, just last week I was asked by a guy I met on my dating website, (well refer to him as RnR) whether I was partial to the old 'golden shower', I sadly don't, but as I plan to meet this handsome fella then I might introduce him to some of the things on the list above! Other things that I have been asked are anal (for him), toys, threesomes, to dress up, sucking toes, rimming, outdoor sex (its a must do), some of these things I've done and others I've declined, I'll leave you to figure those out.

Barcelona

Friends, friends are the family you make, some will come and go and the good ones, they will stick around for a lifetime, through the good and the bad, they will forgive you when your wrong, pick you up when your down and still love you through it all.

One of my best girlies has recently up sticks and become an au pair in Barcelona, so when the opportunity to visit arose I jumped at the chance, I grabbed my home slice and easy jetted it to Spain's capital. For three days we laughed, drank and lived it up in a beautiful, cultured and incredibly chic city. It made me realize how important my girlies are to me we discussed everything from cock girth to multiple orgasms to panda faces to gay sex and I loved it. So what I'm trying to say is look around and appreciate that friend that will always be there for you and don't grow old with regrets, live life to the full and don't ever look back and think I wish I had done that. Love to my Home Slices xxxxxxx

Dear Stephen Fry: Shut the fuck up!

In an interview with Attitude Magazine the gay comedian and journalist gave this candid statement "If women liked sex as much as men, there would be straight cruising areas in the way there are gay cruising areas. Women would go and hang around in churchyards thinking: 'God, I've got to get my fucking rocks off', or they'd go to Hampstead Heath and meet strangers to shag behind a bush. It doesn't happen. Why? Because the only women you can have sex with like that wish to be paid for it. I feel sorry for straight men. The only reason women will have sex with them is that sex is the price they are willing to pay for a relationship with a man, which is what they want," he said. "Of course, a lot of women will deny this and say, 'Oh no, but I love sex, I love it!' But do they go around having it the way that gay men do?"

Who an earth made Stephen Fry the fuck police? Obviously being a gay man he would know all about the how us "women" feel during sex, someone should really tell him about the female orgasm! How dare he make such a generalization about something he knows little no scratch that NOTHING about! The reason we don't hang about in churchyards and shag strangers behind bushes in Hampstead Heath is because we have no need to, we are not desperate and respect our bodies, we don't go around thinking 'wow I'm going to go out and not enjoy sex, in the hope that I get a relationship from it!' I love sex in and out if a relationship and I can guarantee I enjoy sex as much as any man! Also there shouldn't be a price to pay for a relationship, irrelevant of the currency! For someone so knowledgeable he has an awful lot to learn !

Internet Dating

Is a new after work hobby of mine. It is actually quite amazing. I know, it's desperate but I am single and it's all apart of the experience. Some of the messages I've received go a little like this:

Hey there hun.
You seem real sweet and lovely. You are a very beautiful woman.
Mabye we could chat somtime when your free.
My addy is sh******001@hotmail.com
Thanks for your time, shane x

hi there,

apologies for the generic nature of the message, but it's hard to know what to say as an opening gambit. Bottom line is that I like your pic and profile and there seem to be enough common interests at least for a chat.

If you agree, then get back to me and we can talk more.

I look forward to chatting to you soon.

hows ur wkend goin en beautiful??????x

Female Masturbation

lol ! your ears pricked ! they did a bit !

sorry ! BUT THERES A SUBJECT. I was in a school staffroom there were around 12 ladies all ages and the subject came up only one admited to taking mater into her own hands !!

now im thinking the others are lieing w*****s ? or ARE girls that different from boys cause we do shure like to pull ronnie around !!

JK


hi fancy a chat x

hey, how're you? you seem like
someone i'd like to go know x

ey hey there kitten let me introduce myself Im Matt!
I just wanted to leave you this message to say I
think you look gorgeous sexy and cute in your pics and would really
like to get to know you looks arent everything
but they do count for something
;p (k) (k)

Hey i am from near pontarddulais. Just kinda looking for nothing too serious at the mo maybe seeing where it goes. Got pics on msn if u want, cant upload them onto here!
message back if ur interested,
ps ur hot! :D
msn?

Hello. Im Jamie, 43, married and living near Cardiff. Would you like to chat ?

Sharky36: Hi like u pic wanna meet later

Hi
Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.... To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive!

Lol. How are you?

Hi So naked frolocking then? lol x


So as you can see lots of fun! I will definitely keep you updated on this little gem. Although there are some lovely guys on there looking for love and I hope to meet one of them, here's to the green lighted men of the world xx

Body Image

is something that you have to feel confidant about when being single, if you dont feel confidant about yourself that comes across within your body language and that's the biggest turn off ever, or so I've been told! A single man once told me "if your on the circuit, you have to stay fit", so although I am very confidant, I think it's time to shape up or ship out, Uni's over and so I must cut back on the old cocktails, this saddens me greatly! I've had the best of times with a Mojito in my hand and a man on my arm :D So in time for christmas I plan to dust off the old gym kit and go for some early morning runs, which although sounds painful is a must in time for some christmas cocktail antics! Also Im going to see that how my love life's affected by my lack of curves, keep posted for an update.

This article got me thinking about general perceptions of the female physique, we all know that fat is not fab, the dreaded orange peel is not a turn on and the muffin top is just plain wrong. On the flip side, having your rib cage jutting out and hip bones as sharp as blades oh and the dreaded "flat arse" is also just plain wrong. So where does the happy medium lie, I have a fantastic rack, legs like a horse and I love my bum, it's just the bits in between I would like to improve on I hate my tummy and arms so I do wonder are they the bits everyone else notices?!

At the end of the day it comes down what we wear we all know that you have to have the physique of a pubescent boy to get into the designer gear and I refuse to take up a "pill" addiction to maintain that. So are the designers to blame or the over photoshopped magazines? I found an interesting article that argues this:

http://www.latimes.com/features/image/la-ig-plussize-20101024,0,686409.story

Whats your opinion?

x

TV Guide

So one aspect of being single is the amount of free time you have, I have used this spare time to start living my life, instead of wasting time dreaming of what I could be. I have finally put my life into perspective and it's amazing. So on the nights when I'm not working, my friends are busy, The blogs updated, I'm not getting ready for a date or have bought the whole of ASOS's warehouse, I like to watch TV. I completely gave up on the box whilst in uni, I was far too busy having a life and oh sex! I used to catch up on the essentials online if I had a spare hour or so, but being home and far away from some of my friends I have made some time for the box and boy was I surprised by what was on offer! British TV has got a lot better of late and boy was I impressed. Channel 4 had This Is England 86, some amazing acting and not to mention the direction by Shane Meadows, some powerful stuff which I highly recommend. BBC has got a couple of gems under their belts this Autumn, Lip Service has been fantastic, only the second episode in and I'm hooked and it's also made me want to move to Edinburgh. Then there's Single Father, which has none other than the old Doctor Who, David Tennant as it's lead male, very emotional series but absolutely love it. ITV has let me down with the old drama, I had to settle for The Only Way is Essex, which is a shittier version of The Hills and set in Essex, with actors that are idiot's (one thought an elephant was a rhino!). Then there's the X Factor which is good for a number of reasons, the first being Simon Cowell, my SBS (shag but shouldn't), the second being Cheryl Cole, she's awesome and then there's the sing along with the TV :D So yes, thats my TV guide for Autumn. Tune in, you might surprise yourself.

Catch Up

What happened to the days of romance? In the last month two men have sent me pictures of their penis's, now don't get me wrong it was in context to what was happening with the men in question, but I can only imagine what the next year has in store for me as a single lady! To start gents, when it comes to this whole sexting/skype thing, don't engage a lady onto a skype video conversation and just be there wanking, it's just plain rude! Start off fully clothed and build up to it. Also it helps when you engage in a conversation that doesn't involve sex! Thats my top tip of the day anyway!

So yes single life is coming along wonderfully, ive certainly had some fun and also met some very cool dudes. I am planning my next plan of attack on the dating world, internet dating :D how fun. I shall update you on all that jazz xx