Bitches be running wild!

I don't understand certain girls, that not only can't hold alcohol but feel it necessary to try and go out of their way to make everyone around them feel as miserable as they are. I am referring to an incident that happened last night, I had gone down to see my boyfriend in the little town of Haverfordwest, I was literally about 3/4 way through of the best night of my life when this nasty, little girl who knew RnR from years gone by, thought it appropriate to hurl insults at not just myself, for being his girlfriend but him also. Luckily for her we were both highly intoxicated with various substances, so all we had was love for each other, otherwise this would have been a very different tale, we moved on, had a dance went home 69'd and fucked until the sun rose! My point is this girl (and I have met many like her) had never met me before and was a complete, excuse my french, cunt! I am not the kind of person that would usually tolerate this kind of behavior, I am as hot headed as they come, but I fail to see why this behavior was executed in the first place, the only reason I can come up with is that she might like RnR and has a major case of JEL, but it still fails to astound me how women act towards each other, I have represented the womanhood for a whole year with my little blog, putting men back into place and not understanding how sexism was a major part of our society and tolerated but maybe before starting on the opposite sex, I should have looked around at my fellow sister's because a few of you need to take a long hard stare in the mirror and realize how pathetic you look when you behave like a complete fool.

R xxx

Tears Dry On Their Own

‎"Even if I stop wanting you and perspective pushes through I’ll be some next man's other woman soon, I shouldn't play myself again I should be my own best friend, not fuck myself in the head with stupid men" - Amy Winehouse

I have met THE FRIENDS

It's taken five months and I have finally met RnR's friends. What a scary day that was, I often find meeting the friends a lot more intimidating than meeting the family, you have to look good but not slutish, say all the right things without sounding dumb/a twat, find away into a conversation with three old friends but not be over bearing, fuck it was hard work and I predicted this so I consumed a bottle of wine before hand and all went swimmingly, turns out they are just normal lads, even though one of them has seen a very incriminating video of me performing something I will not be sharing with you, ever! All you need to know is that I will never be showing my face in Pitcher and Piano, in Swansea, ever again. Such a shame as that place did an amazing Mojhito and in the past Ive pulled some right hotties in there, ahh those were the days, anyways I am off to drink some cocktails on a Monday night!

Lots of Love

R xx

My first vibrator...

is something I cherish like an old friend, I don't know about you but me and my little vibrating buddy have a fantastic bond, mainly because it's like the perfect man, it doesn't argue back, it's always there and it without a shadow of a doubt, every single time MAKES ME CUM! Most vibrators/dildos cum and go (see what I did there!), but your first vibrator stays with you until it dies/gets lost/your house burns down but for now mine is stored safely amongst my underwear, happily making me cum on a daily basis, ahhhhhh bliss!

Rx

I have been

Outed. Not so much as Isabelle Rabbit but as a part-time sex blogger, by none other than a west wales cricket team. The blabber mouth in question is the boyfriend and his betrayal will not be easily forgotten. Apparently my job at the well known coffee house was boring and so when asked what his lover did for a living his response was to divulge a secret Ive managed to keep hidden for over a year! I think if I never had to meet these people it wouldn't have been a problem but last week, when I walked into his local only to be greeted by a man saying "oh, your RnR's new girlfriend, your the writer", I was a little taken aback. Drinks were consumed, comments were passed, feelings got hurt, apologies got accepted, orgasms were had and life has returned to normal.

Happy fucking little rabbits : )

Sex is NEVER

GLAMOUROUS! I recently read an article by my favorite journalist Dawn Porter in my favorite magazine Cosmo, about how unglamorous sex is and I have to undoubtedly agree! I have had some awful, awkward, painful, embarrassing moments in my sexual life! That's without mentioning the pain in the ass of preparing for it, by this I mean the waxing, plucking, buffing, painting and panicking about the outfit! You men don't know your made GRRRRRRRR!

R xx

Today is my....

Birthday! I am now a 23 year old writer, film-maker and sex blogger! I shall fill you all in on my weekend tomorrow as now, I am off to celebrate almost being mid twenties with cocktails and pizza, yum!

Lots of love

The elderly rabbit!

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