All misery aside, I am actually looking forward to New Years Eve, this year I have my eyes set on one man and one man only, to kiss when the clocks strike twelve, I just hope he wants to kiss me back!
Sunday, 25 December 2011
Boxing Day
Thank the lord this day is almost over, I can sleep easy knowing Christmas is a whole 365 days away and I won't have to pretend to like gifts until at least June, when I will be another year closer to the grave, this year has certainly been an eye opener and all I can say is bah fucking humbug!
All I wanted for Christmas
was some festive cheer. I just wanted to sit around the fireplace and open my lovingly wrapped presents from Santa and be happy knowing that the people around me knew what to get me. Well it turns out I asked for too much, now at this point in the post I'm going to ask, What is the proper etiquette for the dislike of the present??? Something to google later I suppose! Now I'm not ungrateful but for the love of god if someone tells you "don't buy me shoes, I'm too picky", two whole months before Christmas, don't go out of your way to buy fucking shoes, it's common sense, surely?!
Rabbit Rant Over
Rabbit Rant Over
Thursday, 15 December 2011
The Aftermath
So my romantic getaway turned out to be not so romantic! It involved a lot of alcohol and a lot of vomit as you can probably guess I was not impressed! I have however been promised another get away with lots and lots of filth and I of course will fill you all in on that one! xx
Thursday, 17 November 2011
Romantic Get Away
What Do you pack? Obviously whips, chains, and enough batteries to keep my Rampant Rabbits hopping are all a necessity but I'm on strict instructions to keep my luggage light, I am only going to Cardiff after all but after all the sex luggage, where am I supposed to put my Jimmy Choos?! What is the packing etiquette for a four day shag-a-thon with the other half? I am female for crying out loud, when I went to Paris last year I left with four suitcases and returned with five and I only went for a week! I've laid out everything I want to take but unless Mary Poppins decides to show up offering to lend me her magic bag within the next hour, I think I'm going to have to leave some cherished items behind! So my plan is to split everything I want to take into two piles, Take and Leave ....
Take
1 x Whip
1 x Restraints
2 x Vibrator
8 x AA Batteries
4 x Sexy Outfits
1 x Lubricant
2 x 8 Pack Condoms (Feather Light)
1 x Blindfold
4 x Day Outfits
4 x Evening Outfits
10 x Pairs of Shoes
1 x Make Up Bag
1x Hair Straighteners
1 x Bottle of Moet
Leave
1 x Love Seat
1 x Vibrator
As you can see I am struggling for space but I have decided to leave the unnecessary behind, begrudgingly! I shall let you know how I get on!
Rabbit xxx
Take
1 x Whip
1 x Restraints
2 x Vibrator
8 x AA Batteries
4 x Sexy Outfits
1 x Lubricant
2 x 8 Pack Condoms (Feather Light)
1 x Blindfold
4 x Day Outfits
4 x Evening Outfits
10 x Pairs of Shoes
1 x Make Up Bag
1x Hair Straighteners
1 x Bottle of Moet
Leave
1 x Love Seat
1 x Vibrator
As you can see I am struggling for space but I have decided to leave the unnecessary behind, begrudgingly! I shall let you know how I get on!
Rabbit xxx
Monday, 31 October 2011
Happy Halloween!
Well as I sit here in the warm munching my way through a bag of Haribo and ignoring the knocks from my front door and laugh to myself at the local, little shits standing in the rain with there greedy paws after my sweets, I will tell you about my weekend until they fuck off home, disappointed hehe!
Well
Saturday seemed the sensible night to go out and celebrate all hallows eve, at the time I thought the sensible thing to do was drink a bottle of wine before leaving the confines of the warmth and no I did not dress up as a rabbit or anything else for that matter, mainly from a bad experience from dressing up as a comedy sperm (yes actual sperm!) with my housemates two years ago, kind of put my off the whole fancy dress vibe! Anyway The wine idea was a bad one as the night ended with me vomiting on my fav pair of heels, with my very lovely boyfriend watching from the sidelines, as you can guess no sex for me! Sunday was spent recovering and so today (31st Oct) I thought I'd actually make an effort to carve a pumpkin, light some candles and watch some damn scary films with my mam and dad (cool huh!). So far, so good! Fuck fancy dress, Fuck the little pestering bastard knocking on the door (not literally!) and fuck alcohol (for the next few days it is NOT my friend) and revert back to being a child, eating shit until you feel sick, watching scary movies from behind a cushion and loving life! Happy
Halloween Little Rabbits!!!
xxx
Saturday seemed the sensible night to go out and celebrate all hallows eve, at the time I thought the sensible thing to do was drink a bottle of wine before leaving the confines of the warmth and no I did not dress up as a rabbit or anything else for that matter, mainly from a bad experience from dressing up as a comedy sperm (yes actual sperm!) with my housemates two years ago, kind of put my off the whole fancy dress vibe! Anyway The wine idea was a bad one as the night ended with me vomiting on my fav pair of heels, with my very lovely boyfriend watching from the sidelines, as you can guess no sex for me! Sunday was spent recovering and so today (31st Oct) I thought I'd actually make an effort to carve a pumpkin, light some candles and watch some damn scary films with my mam and dad (cool huh!). So far, so good! Fuck fancy dress, Fuck the little pestering bastard knocking on the door (not literally!) and fuck alcohol (for the next few days it is NOT my friend) and revert back to being a child, eating shit until you feel sick, watching scary movies from behind a cushion and loving life! Happy
Halloween Little Rabbits!!!
xxx
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