Greetings

Well I'm sitting here writing this after three glasses of brandy, one glass of sherry, two glasses of champagne and a snowball and have to say that Christmas Eve is my favorite day of the year! I'm hoping all you singletons are tucked up in bed with your family around you watching naff films and eating yourselves silly!


Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you all!


I. Rabbit xx

Christmas

and cock go hand in hand but this year I'm just not feeling it! I mean this year has been pretty epic and I wouldn't want to change it for the world but its recently dawned on me that this year is my first single Christmas in four years! No second christmas with a second family, no extra gifts and no Christmas cumming session! I mean this is the season for romance, cold winters and hot cock ahhhhhh thats what they base great books on! Anyways I figure that this is the season to be jolly and I have more or less doubled my cocktail sessions in the hope of finding one great man (or two) to get me through the next three months that include Christmas, New Years and Valentines after that I think I will be able to fall back into my single life as easily as I fall into bed!

Its ten nights until Christmas and the countdown is on, to find me a man friend for Christmas and yes ladies I know a man is for more than Christmas, he's there to surprise you with a hard cock and that pair of Louboutins!

Happy Holidays xxx

Cock

Being single and having all that comes with it (independence, loneliness, battery operated appliances, free will), means that when you meet a potential man in a decent place (bar, work, dating website), you want to know everything about them, for me this includes height, car, interests but what I really want to know is (cock size, bank balance, attitude to Louboutins), and before that extra step is taken I like to know exactly what is going on, downstairs. Now it amazes me how easily men are willing to photograph their member and send it to a sex blogger. I could very easily upload it to Facebook and tag them but I'm far too nice for that, I'd rather just upload it here! I really can understand why men are so fascinated with their penises, I guess men see in their knobs what women see in body image. They come in all different sizes, long, short, wide, narrow and some have the ability to screw you and all have the ability to screw you over but gents, what god failed to see coming was the invention of the zipper so your most loved and pawed possession is flawed by what you wear most. The biggest shame of all though is we never quite know what's going on down there so, I figure I'm doing you all a favor by showing you just a snippet of some of what Wales has to offer, although I did slip a bit of English in (it's nice to have a bit of variety!) So Ladies and Gentlemen here you have it a Rabbit exclusive ...









So as you can see Ive had a busy couple of months and my volunteers have a lot of potential! I'll let you know where it leads!

R x