Saturday, 11 December 2010

Cock

Being single and having all that comes with it (independence, loneliness, battery operated appliances, free will), means that when you meet a potential man in a decent place (bar, work, dating website), you want to know everything about them, for me this includes height, car, interests but what I really want to know is (cock size, bank balance, attitude to Louboutins), and before that extra step is taken I like to know exactly what is going on, downstairs. Now it amazes me how easily men are willing to photograph their member and send it to a sex blogger. I could very easily upload it to Facebook and tag them but I'm far too nice for that, I'd rather just upload it here! I really can understand why men are so fascinated with their penises, I guess men see in their knobs what women see in body image. They come in all different sizes, long, short, wide, narrow and some have the ability to screw you and all have the ability to screw you over but gents, what god failed to see coming was the invention of the zipper so your most loved and pawed possession is flawed by what you wear most. The biggest shame of all though is we never quite know what's going on down there so, I figure I'm doing you all a favor by showing you just a snippet of some of what Wales has to offer, although I did slip a bit of English in (it's nice to have a bit of variety!) So Ladies and Gentlemen here you have it a Rabbit exclusive ...









So as you can see Ive had a busy couple of months and my volunteers have a lot of potential! I'll let you know where it leads!

R x

3 comments:

  1. lol.. smh. Nice one... but these rather strange looking and smallish. Picked up your blog address on Plenty of Fish. :-)

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  2. Men really are obsessed with their dicks.

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