Boxes

We all have them , when that amazing relationship comes spectacularly to an end then there are certain criteria that the next candidate has to fill. For me it was Height – they had to be over six foot, as my love of shoes comes before my love of cock. Taste in the arts – as a film maker and writer they have to respect films and music etc. Open minded – I write a sex blog and test toys, lube etc so an open mind and a healthy appetite for an education between the sheets is a must. Siblings – No sisters, bad experience in the past and yes I have turned down a date because the guy had three sisters! Alcohol – must accept my love of cocktails and then my drunken phone calls. Cock – must have good girth, well I have to have something to write about, don’t I! Fashion – Must accept my unhealthy need for shoes and bags (all a girl ever needs is a pair of Jimmy Choos, a Chloe Paddington Bag and a good bra to get wherever she needs in life!) I’m sure there are more of my very specific boxes that are floating around but my point being is that I have found someone who ticks them all, now all I have to do is avoid all the men that were around before RnR and hope all goes to plan!

Wish me luck little rabbits as I fear a bumpy road ahead : )

R xxx