A New Year...

... A New Man? It could happen, I mean I'm at the point now where I've found my feet, I know who I am and what I want from life I've been single for almost nine months, is it time to let a man back into my life? If New Years is anything to go by, yes it is, I had the most amazing time, I drank cocktails, danced, watched the fireworks and I got introduced to my new, gay, best friend he is fantastic, just like me except more manlier and with a penis :)

Although there was one downside I got harassed by the ex and a really close friend told me he liked me, now this could have been excused if he was drunk and it was before twelve but alas he was sober, we were sitting in a Starbucks and it was two in the afternoon, safe to say i'll be putting some distance between that relationship! I mean it's not like he's bad looking or anything he's just not my type, a little socially awkward and from what I can see has no long term job aspirations but I'm sure he will make some girl happy one day, that girl will just not be me.

I do have some New Years Resolutions, to get fit (obviously I'm female), enjoy more cock (for you entertainment) and finally make 2011 a million times better than 2010 which, by the looks of things is shaping up nicely!

xxx

Greetings

Well I'm sitting here writing this after three glasses of brandy, one glass of sherry, two glasses of champagne and a snowball and have to say that Christmas Eve is my favorite day of the year! I'm hoping all you singletons are tucked up in bed with your family around you watching naff films and eating yourselves silly!


Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you all!


I. Rabbit xx

Christmas

and cock go hand in hand but this year I'm just not feeling it! I mean this year has been pretty epic and I wouldn't want to change it for the world but its recently dawned on me that this year is my first single Christmas in four years! No second christmas with a second family, no extra gifts and no Christmas cumming session! I mean this is the season for romance, cold winters and hot cock ahhhhhh thats what they base great books on! Anyways I figure that this is the season to be jolly and I have more or less doubled my cocktail sessions in the hope of finding one great man (or two) to get me through the next three months that include Christmas, New Years and Valentines after that I think I will be able to fall back into my single life as easily as I fall into bed!

Its ten nights until Christmas and the countdown is on, to find me a man friend for Christmas and yes ladies I know a man is for more than Christmas, he's there to surprise you with a hard cock and that pair of Louboutins!

Happy Holidays xxx

Cock

Being single and having all that comes with it (independence, loneliness, battery operated appliances, free will), means that when you meet a potential man in a decent place (bar, work, dating website), you want to know everything about them, for me this includes height, car, interests but what I really want to know is (cock size, bank balance, attitude to Louboutins), and before that extra step is taken I like to know exactly what is going on, downstairs. Now it amazes me how easily men are willing to photograph their member and send it to a sex blogger. I could very easily upload it to Facebook and tag them but I'm far too nice for that, I'd rather just upload it here! I really can understand why men are so fascinated with their penises, I guess men see in their knobs what women see in body image. They come in all different sizes, long, short, wide, narrow and some have the ability to screw you and all have the ability to screw you over but gents, what god failed to see coming was the invention of the zipper so your most loved and pawed possession is flawed by what you wear most. The biggest shame of all though is we never quite know what's going on down there so, I figure I'm doing you all a favor by showing you just a snippet of some of what Wales has to offer, although I did slip a bit of English in (it's nice to have a bit of variety!) So Ladies and Gentlemen here you have it a Rabbit exclusive ...









So as you can see Ive had a busy couple of months and my volunteers have a lot of potential! I'll let you know where it leads!

R x

Fetishes

Bondage, Submission, Feet, Leather/PVC/Latex, Piercing's, Golden Showers, Wax, Heels, Sadomasochism, Exhibitionism, Voyeurism, Swinging and Group Sex, Role Play and Outfits the list goes on and on. I often sit in my local Starbucks and people watch wondering what the man with the glasses, beige loafers and Venti cappuccino is hiding within his bedroom appetite, maybe he dresses as a woman while being fucked up the arse by his wife with a strap on, who knows. Im really fascinated by what turns people on, I like to have a varied sex life but there are certain things I draw a line at anal (too many bad experiences!), certain bodily fluids (big no, no to urine and feces) and guys in girls get ups does not get me going but on the upside im partial to a bit of light bondage, submission, dressing up, dressing down, role play etc etc but thats average right? My view is that as long as you have two consenting adults then there is no problem. I just don't understand how people can get off on strange things such as Amputee fetishism and Sploshing (food fetishism, in which one sits or gets covered in various foods). Ive been asked to do some strange things, just last week I was asked by a guy I met on my dating website, (well refer to him as RnR) whether I was partial to the old 'golden shower', I sadly don't, but as I plan to meet this handsome fella then I might introduce him to some of the things on the list above! Other things that I have been asked are anal (for him), toys, threesomes, to dress up, sucking toes, rimming, outdoor sex (its a must do), some of these things I've done and others I've declined, I'll leave you to figure those out.

Barcelona

Friends, friends are the family you make, some will come and go and the good ones, they will stick around for a lifetime, through the good and the bad, they will forgive you when your wrong, pick you up when your down and still love you through it all.

One of my best girlies has recently up sticks and become an au pair in Barcelona, so when the opportunity to visit arose I jumped at the chance, I grabbed my home slice and easy jetted it to Spain's capital. For three days we laughed, drank and lived it up in a beautiful, cultured and incredibly chic city. It made me realize how important my girlies are to me we discussed everything from cock girth to multiple orgasms to panda faces to gay sex and I loved it. So what I'm trying to say is look around and appreciate that friend that will always be there for you and don't grow old with regrets, live life to the full and don't ever look back and think I wish I had done that. Love to my Home Slices xxxxxxx

Dear Stephen Fry: Shut the fuck up!

In an interview with Attitude Magazine the gay comedian and journalist gave this candid statement "If women liked sex as much as men, there would be straight cruising areas in the way there are gay cruising areas. Women would go and hang around in churchyards thinking: 'God, I've got to get my fucking rocks off', or they'd go to Hampstead Heath and meet strangers to shag behind a bush. It doesn't happen. Why? Because the only women you can have sex with like that wish to be paid for it. I feel sorry for straight men. The only reason women will have sex with them is that sex is the price they are willing to pay for a relationship with a man, which is what they want," he said. "Of course, a lot of women will deny this and say, 'Oh no, but I love sex, I love it!' But do they go around having it the way that gay men do?"

Who an earth made Stephen Fry the fuck police? Obviously being a gay man he would know all about the how us "women" feel during sex, someone should really tell him about the female orgasm! How dare he make such a generalization about something he knows little no scratch that NOTHING about! The reason we don't hang about in churchyards and shag strangers behind bushes in Hampstead Heath is because we have no need to, we are not desperate and respect our bodies, we don't go around thinking 'wow I'm going to go out and not enjoy sex, in the hope that I get a relationship from it!' I love sex in and out if a relationship and I can guarantee I enjoy sex as much as any man! Also there shouldn't be a price to pay for a relationship, irrelevant of the currency! For someone so knowledgeable he has an awful lot to learn !