Forward Thinking

All misery aside, I am actually looking forward to New Years Eve, this year I have my eyes set on one man and one man only, to kiss when the clocks strike twelve, I just hope he wants to kiss me back!

Boxing Day

Thank the lord this day is almost over, I can sleep easy knowing Christmas is a whole 365 days away and I won't have to pretend to like gifts until at least June, when I will be another year closer to the grave, this year has certainly been an eye opener and all I can say is bah fucking humbug!

All I wanted for Christmas

was some festive cheer. I just wanted to sit around the fireplace and open my lovingly wrapped presents from Santa and be happy knowing that the people around me knew what to get me. Well it turns out I asked for too much, now at this point in the post I'm going to ask, What is the proper etiquette for the dislike of the present??? Something to google later I suppose! Now I'm not ungrateful but for the love of god if someone tells you "don't buy me shoes, I'm too picky", two whole months before Christmas, don't go out of your way to buy fucking shoes, it's common sense, surely?!

Rabbit Rant Over

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The Aftermath

So my romantic getaway turned out to be not so romantic! It involved a lot of alcohol and a lot of vomit as you can probably guess I was not impressed! I have however been promised another get away with lots and lots of filth and I of course will fill you all in on that one! xx

Romantic Get Away

What Do you pack? Obviously whips, chains, and enough batteries to keep my Rampant Rabbits hopping are all a necessity but I'm on strict instructions to keep my luggage light, I am only going to Cardiff after all but after all the sex luggage, where am I supposed to put my Jimmy Choos?! What is the packing etiquette for a four day shag-a-thon with the other half? I am female for crying out loud, when I went to Paris last year I left with four suitcases and returned with five and I only went for a week! I've laid out everything I want to take but unless Mary Poppins decides to show up offering to lend me her magic bag within the next hour, I think I'm going to have to leave some cherished items behind! So my plan is to split everything I want to take into two piles, Take and Leave ....

Take
1 x Whip
1 x Restraints
2 x Vibrator
8 x AA Batteries
4 x Sexy Outfits
1 x Lubricant
2 x 8 Pack Condoms (Feather Light)
1 x Blindfold
4 x Day Outfits
4 x Evening Outfits
10 x Pairs of Shoes
1 x Make Up Bag
1x Hair Straighteners
1 x Bottle of Moet

Leave
1 x Love Seat
1 x Vibrator

As you can see I am struggling for space but I have decided to leave the unnecessary behind, begrudgingly! I shall let you know how I get on!

Rabbit xxx

Happy Halloween!

Well as I sit here in the warm munching my way through a bag of Haribo and ignoring the knocks from my front door and laugh to myself at the local, little shits standing in the rain with there greedy paws after my sweets, I will tell you about my weekend until they fuck off home, disappointed hehe! Well

Saturday seemed the sensible night to go out and celebrate all hallows eve, at the time I thought the sensible thing to do was drink a bottle of wine before leaving the confines of the warmth and no I did not dress up as a rabbit or anything else for that matter, mainly from a bad experience from dressing up as a comedy sperm (yes actual sperm!) with my housemates two years ago, kind of put my off the whole fancy dress vibe! Anyway The wine idea was a bad one as the night ended with me vomiting on my fav pair of heels, with my very lovely boyfriend watching from the sidelines, as you can guess no sex for me! Sunday was spent recovering and so today (31st Oct) I thought I'd actually make an effort to carve a pumpkin, light some candles and watch some damn scary films with my mam and dad (cool huh!). So far, so good! Fuck fancy dress, Fuck the little pestering bastard knocking on the door (not literally!) and fuck alcohol (for the next few days it is NOT my friend) and revert back to being a child, eating shit until you feel sick, watching scary movies from behind a cushion and loving life! Happy


Halloween Little Rabbits!!!
 xxx

There is nothing sexier ....

than watching a very handsome man cook a fucking good steak, mmmmmm!

100th Post

Well I've come along way from my very first post back in May 2010 "Common Double Standards of Society", I went from the single club, to the long distance realtionship club, to the happily in love club and I am quite comfortable here at the moment! I love having that special someone there to hug and kiss and tell you they love you when you need it most, although it does suck that we live far apart, it makes it that extra special when you can finally get to have that awesome, exciting mind blowing, I need you now sex, which only happens when you haven't seen each other for a little while. I just hope the rest of my life can fall into place and I would be one happy bunny! I Rabbit xx

My aims

My main goal at the moment is to become the next Dawn Porter. She's fabulous, sexy, interesting and an independent female. She's nine years older than me, so there is definitely room in the market for a welsh sex blogger, such as myself. Watch out world I'm coming!

September Must Have!

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Guys and Dolls

After all I've experienced and learnt from those experiences, you would think that I would know the cardinal rule of man - men cheat. It doesn't matter whether they are red, green, amber or bloody rainbow lighted, they cheat, in some form or another. Whether they're girlfriends/wives live on the other side of the world, in Kent, in Llanelli or in the same house as them, there will always be some physical or mental form of betrayal taking place within a partnership. More recently I've heard more and more stories of boyfriends and husbands being unable to keep their cocks in their pants. I will give you an example of an acquaintance of mine who, whilst his girlfriend lives about two hours away in University, he whenever out with 'the boys', feels the need to pull any minger with a pulse, just to get his end away and what I can only presume as guilt, takes her on luxurious holidays, thinking she has the most amazing boyfriend ever and everyone else knowing differently. It's infuriating.

 On the other hand do you all remember Mr Red Light (http://sexinthesocalledcity.blogspot.com/2010/05/when-man-loves-woman.html), well after not speaking to him since graduating from University (mainly because getting off with an engaged man riddled me with guilt), I had a little phone call at 3AM, I had been awake researching an article that was due and groggily answered a very drunk Red Lighted man, who went on to tell me that my invitation to his wedding was in the post and he wanted me to be his last shag before saying his vows, safe to say I wont be donning my Karen Millen dress and Jimmy Choos for that wedding!

 Trust is the basis of any relationship and without it, that relationship is headed for the scrap heap, I just hope I can find it within myself to find a man worthy of my trust!

 Rx

Bum Note

I have always had an issue with anal, I don't know whether it was because the first time I tried it there was a severe lack of lube or whether there is a teeny, tiny part of me that has some resemblance to a prude.Who knows, either way I avoid it at all costs until losing a small game of Frustration and my sanity set the bar for anal Sunday night. Now bare in mind I have never fully ticked anal off my list, I have tried it many times but was never brave enough to let the guy shoot his load and forget how painful it was for me (selfish I know). So this was new territory and I was scared. To prepare myself and my poor bum, I had a glass (which turned into a bottle) of cheap white, before we got down to business and all I can say is, well after getting over the initial shock of having a cock in my arse, it wasn't too bad. I might even go as far to say I might even do it again. I think the reason I turned my nose up at it before was, well poo comes out of there and if there's anything more unsexy, it's poo! But safe to say, no poo, an orgasm and a sore bum later, I was one happy girl! I was however unprepared for the aftermath of having spunk up my bum and ladies and gents I'll leave you figure that one out, but I am happy to cross something off my never ending sex to-do list!

xxx

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August Must Have!

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Cosmopolitan Blog Awards 2011

Hey guys,

I need some reader love, over the past year I have spent many hours on my back and doing the leg work to provide you with valuable entertainment surrounding my not so single life, so be a doll and go vote for me at the Cosmo blog awards 2011!

Thank you very much little rabbits xxx

Single Sex/ Not So Single Sex

ok, well, recently I've been noticing my posts and myself have been very "in a relationship" and I am trying to think of new and more interesting ways to jazz up everything. I'm not too sure how yet being in a relationship has kind of put a stop to my single, sex, shenanagins! Although I am loving the regular sex that a relationship brings, but I do find myself less independent, it always seems to happen when I get into a meaningful relationship, I actually care what the guy thinks, especially the guy I'm with now. Obviously the pickles I used to get myself in as a single, sex blogger, well they were fun! Not to take away some of the situations I have caught myself in, being in a relationship, it's just I can't help but think of myself as boring lately, I will think of a way to change this!

Happy August little rabbits,

Rxx

Bitches be running wild!

I don't understand certain girls, that not only can't hold alcohol but feel it necessary to try and go out of their way to make everyone around them feel as miserable as they are. I am referring to an incident that happened last night, I had gone down to see my boyfriend in the little town of Haverfordwest, I was literally about 3/4 way through of the best night of my life when this nasty, little girl who knew RnR from years gone by, thought it appropriate to hurl insults at not just myself, for being his girlfriend but him also. Luckily for her we were both highly intoxicated with various substances, so all we had was love for each other, otherwise this would have been a very different tale, we moved on, had a dance went home 69'd and fucked until the sun rose! My point is this girl (and I have met many like her) had never met me before and was a complete, excuse my french, cunt! I am not the kind of person that would usually tolerate this kind of behavior, I am as hot headed as they come, but I fail to see why this behavior was executed in the first place, the only reason I can come up with is that she might like RnR and has a major case of JEL, but it still fails to astound me how women act towards each other, I have represented the womanhood for a whole year with my little blog, putting men back into place and not understanding how sexism was a major part of our society and tolerated but maybe before starting on the opposite sex, I should have looked around at my fellow sister's because a few of you need to take a long hard stare in the mirror and realize how pathetic you look when you behave like a complete fool.

R xxx

Tears Dry On Their Own

‎"Even if I stop wanting you and perspective pushes through I’ll be some next man's other woman soon, I shouldn't play myself again I should be my own best friend, not fuck myself in the head with stupid men" - Amy Winehouse

I have met THE FRIENDS

It's taken five months and I have finally met RnR's friends. What a scary day that was, I often find meeting the friends a lot more intimidating than meeting the family, you have to look good but not slutish, say all the right things without sounding dumb/a twat, find away into a conversation with three old friends but not be over bearing, fuck it was hard work and I predicted this so I consumed a bottle of wine before hand and all went swimmingly, turns out they are just normal lads, even though one of them has seen a very incriminating video of me performing something I will not be sharing with you, ever! All you need to know is that I will never be showing my face in Pitcher and Piano, in Swansea, ever again. Such a shame as that place did an amazing Mojhito and in the past Ive pulled some right hotties in there, ahh those were the days, anyways I am off to drink some cocktails on a Monday night!

Lots of Love

R xx

My first vibrator...

is something I cherish like an old friend, I don't know about you but me and my little vibrating buddy have a fantastic bond, mainly because it's like the perfect man, it doesn't argue back, it's always there and it without a shadow of a doubt, every single time MAKES ME CUM! Most vibrators/dildos cum and go (see what I did there!), but your first vibrator stays with you until it dies/gets lost/your house burns down but for now mine is stored safely amongst my underwear, happily making me cum on a daily basis, ahhhhhh bliss!

Rx

I have been

Outed. Not so much as Isabelle Rabbit but as a part-time sex blogger, by none other than a west wales cricket team. The blabber mouth in question is the boyfriend and his betrayal will not be easily forgotten. Apparently my job at the well known coffee house was boring and so when asked what his lover did for a living his response was to divulge a secret Ive managed to keep hidden for over a year! I think if I never had to meet these people it wouldn't have been a problem but last week, when I walked into his local only to be greeted by a man saying "oh, your RnR's new girlfriend, your the writer", I was a little taken aback. Drinks were consumed, comments were passed, feelings got hurt, apologies got accepted, orgasms were had and life has returned to normal.

Happy fucking little rabbits : )

Sex is NEVER

GLAMOUROUS! I recently read an article by my favorite journalist Dawn Porter in my favorite magazine Cosmo, about how unglamorous sex is and I have to undoubtedly agree! I have had some awful, awkward, painful, embarrassing moments in my sexual life! That's without mentioning the pain in the ass of preparing for it, by this I mean the waxing, plucking, buffing, painting and panicking about the outfit! You men don't know your made GRRRRRRRR!

R xx

Today is my....

Birthday! I am now a 23 year old writer, film-maker and sex blogger! I shall fill you all in on my weekend tomorrow as now, I am off to celebrate almost being mid twenties with cocktails and pizza, yum!

Lots of love

The elderly rabbit!

x

I had ...

... the best, most spine tingling, earth shattering, nail bitting, explosive orgasm of my life last night. Just thought I'd smugly share that with you all!

R x

Words cannot describe ...

The message I just received, so here it is to read yourself ...

So I read your blog a little.

I'm liking your thoughts on the p-spot. I love a finger up my ass - but it's never the same when I do it to myself.

Doesn't feel as nice as a tongue though. Oh and for a girl who says she'll try anything, you seem a bit frightened of a little piss? :P

I laughed also.

Newsflash

Q.U. - When are golden showers acceptable?


A - Never.

Cock

What is it about the male member that interests me the most? Girth, Length, colour? Or is it the man attached to it that I find most intriguing? I've lately been trying to figure out, why it is I am straight (well, almost) and came to two answers, number one cock and number two chemistry. To find a man attractive, there had to be chemistry but if he has a miserable looking penis, bye bye goes the chemistry and on that note it cant be the other way around.

Hmmmm very interesting!

Latest Interest

Ok so I guess we need a catch up. I've been going out with "RnR" for three months now and I'm slowly getting used to this long distance crap, although I say long distance, it's like an hour away! Love is definitely there, although I do think that it's having a profound effect on my filth o meter, I guess being content does that too a girl like me.

I've slowly been working towards getting out of the coffee shop (which at the moment is the most depressing place in the world due to that fact I now hate it there!) and into a real job, Ive been freelancing for a local newspaper and have a big interview coming up (I'll divulge more if I get it) so I've mainly been prepping for that!

On a side not anal sex yay or nay, I'm still on the fence, I think this needs some further investigation, I'll get back to you on that one!

R x

Good cock gone bad ...

I am of course referring to sexual health. I was astounded the other day about the lack of knowledge my friends and also my boyfriend showed surrounding sexual health, so much so I felt obliged to write an article on the topic and also having a sex blog it's just plain sense! All of the guys and some of the females assumed that the pill protected against STI/D's and were shocked to find out that in fact, it only protected against unwanted pregnancy and even at that it was only 98% effective. So with that in mind ladies and gents always remember to wrap it up! I couldn't believe with the amount of knowledge about STI's that sexually active young people still took a risk with their health when it comes to sex. There are so many thing's to be caught and not just through penetrative sex but through anal and oral. The most common sexually transmitted infections in the UK are Gonorrhoea, Chlamydia and Genital warts.

"Gonorrhoea is a sexually transmitted infection (STI) caused by bacteria called Neisseria gonorrhoeae or gonococcus. It used to be known as "the clap".
The bacteria are found mainly in discharge from the penis and vaginal fluid from infected men and women. Gonorrhoea is easily passed between people through:unprotected vaginal, oral or anal sex, and sharing vibrators or other sex aids, that have not been washed or covered with a new condom each time they are used.It can also be passed from a pregnant woman to her baby.
Typical symptoms are an unusual discharge from the vagina or penis and pain when urinating."

"Chlamydia is a sexually transmitted infection (STI) caused by the bacterium chlamydia trachomatis. In the UK, the number of new diagnoses has steadily increased each year since the mid-1990s, and it has now become the most commonly diagnosed STI.
Chlamydia is called the ‘silent’ disease because most people who get it do not have any noticeable symptoms. Around 50% of men and 70-80% of women who get the chlamydia infection will have no symptoms. Many cases of chlamydia remain undiagnosed."

"Genital warts are small fleshy growths, bumps or skin changes that appear on or around the genital or anal area. Genital warts are the result of a viral skin infection that is caused by the human papillomavirus (HPV).
Genital warts are usually painless and do not pose a serious threat to a person’s health. However, they can appear unsightly and cause psychological distress."

- National Health Trust, http://www.nhs.uk/Pages/HomePage.aspx

If you have had unprotected sex or are worried about any of the topics raised in this post please visit your local GUM clinic (http://www.fpa.org.uk/)to get checked out, the old phrase goes it's better to be safe than sorry and always remember when you are having sex with a partner you are also having sex with all their previous, sexual, partners, so the moral of the story - wear a condom!

Love

Rabbit xx

The Royal Wedding

Who honestly gives a fuck, I am sick of hearing about Wills and Kate getting hitched and working in a coffee shop that doesn't recognize bank holidays, I get jack shit from it, Rant Over.

Muse

Someone to aspire to, look up to, have a poster of, on your bedroom wall. I just happened to stumble across this very talented lady, on my quest to becoming published journalist. Her name is Anka Radakovich. She is a world famous columnist and author and is said to have defined sex journalism with her column in Details Magazine, paving the pathway for writers like me.

For more information - http://anka.radakovich.tripod.com/

Lots of Love

R xx

Rabbit Reflections

So my blog is almost a year old and what a year it has been! The last twelve months have been a roller coaster ride of emotion. Hating men, wanting men, finding a man that loves me. Moving from one city to the next, moving home, breaking hearts, meaningless sex, loving sex, reviewing sex toys, lube etc, exploring BDSM, wanting to be a dominatrix (professionally of course), exploring sex parties, graduating, figuring out what I want to do with my life and most importantly growing up. Boy I really have had a good year!

R x

Boxes

We all have them , when that amazing relationship comes spectacularly to an end then there are certain criteria that the next candidate has to fill. For me it was Height – they had to be over six foot, as my love of shoes comes before my love of cock. Taste in the arts – as a film maker and writer they have to respect films and music etc. Open minded – I write a sex blog and test toys, lube etc so an open mind and a healthy appetite for an education between the sheets is a must. Siblings – No sisters, bad experience in the past and yes I have turned down a date because the guy had three sisters! Alcohol – must accept my love of cocktails and then my drunken phone calls. Cock – must have good girth, well I have to have something to write about, don’t I! Fashion – Must accept my unhealthy need for shoes and bags (all a girl ever needs is a pair of Jimmy Choos, a Chloe Paddington Bag and a good bra to get wherever she needs in life!) I’m sure there are more of my very specific boxes that are floating around but my point being is that I have found someone who ticks them all, now all I have to do is avoid all the men that were around before RnR and hope all goes to plan!

Wish me luck little rabbits as I fear a bumpy road ahead : )

R xxx

Long. Distance. Love.

The perfect date that happened the other day, just so happened to lead me to find the perfect man. Now I'm not one for fate but this guy (RnR) just fits so perfectly into my life that I'm just prepared for it to blow up spectacularly (which has lead me to drop the whole fate thing for safety reasons!). I don't know whether that's down to my negative experiences with the opposite sex that led me into a false sense of security for a happy ending that just never happened or my own issue of always wanting to be right (which is generally never). I don't really know where this guy has come from because no man has turned my head in such a swift move, I think the gods of sex are chucking me a bone and taking pity on the sex blogger that lost her belief in love, yes love. This relationship is something I never saw coming and now I have met the parents, confessed my love and fallen head over for this very charming man. Then again thats the thing with love you never see it coming and then BAM, it creeps up on you like a pile up on the M4. I think the reason at the moment that it is going swimmingly well is the distance, he lives an hour away in the dick end of farm country, giving me the space that I need to do my own thing and then a weekly sexy pick me up which all in all leads to a very happy Isabelle Rabbit!

Now little rabbits, as I now have a willing guinea pig to test my box of tricks on expect some very interesting posts to come!

R xxx

The Perfect Date

is something I experienced for the first time last week. RnR has become a regular visitor in my life and so we decided to go on a date. Now dates are something I do not particularly enjoy especially the first ones, they are awkward, uncomfortable and its just not pleasant until I have consumed copious amounts of alcohol and by then I will either tell the man in question that I do not fancy him or we end up having some "smushing" time (yes I am a fan of Jersey Shore and rather enjoy my nickname of Nookie). So RnR met me in Cardiff and we went for cocktails at a rather chic, little, bar, we flirted oh and there was an incident with a cherry (not what your thinking and not my finest moment) but then came the moment of the first kiss, now this could have gone either way but thankfully it was perfect, he is an amazing kisser, has these sexy brown eyes, oh and he's 6ft 2 and so envelopes me and that is always a good thing! So after the perfect kiss, in the perfect city with what is worrying - the perfect guy, the rest is history (well, not quite I'm seeing him again this sunday)!

Safe to say little rabbits I think I'm actually seeing a man and actually enjoying it, crazy huh! I shall keep you updated on my exploits as ever!
Much Love xxx

Oh and Happy St Davids Day!

Its Arrived

Happy V Day little Rabbits xxx

RnR

Something drastic has happened in the last couple of weeks, I have turned down not one, not two but three dates and I have bought a valentines card (it was more for the comedy value than the valentinesness). The reason has appeared on the blog before not once but twice, along with his ahem, appendage! RnR, ladies and gents has somehow managed to make the Rabbit's head turn, I have no idea how this has happened but it has. Don't worry I haven't stopped, just slowed the pace and that is how it will always be (so don't fret). The man in question is a fellow welshie although his accent says different and he is the perfect guy to test out the P Spot action on, he just doesn't know it yet :) I shall let you know how that goes, I'm taking him for a test drive soon and you will be the first to know how that goes (as always)! Anyways little rabbits, hope you couples have sorted out your valentines gifts and gadgets if not head over to lovehoney.com for some fantastic offers!

Lots of Love

Rabbit xx

The Year of The Rabbit ...

Well little rabbits, its our year and what better way to celebrate than with something rampant! Go on spoil yourselves!

http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/productdisplay_et!letc~ev!46043||et!letc~ev!10201||et!letc~ev!10202||_40151_-1_46043_88362_10001_10201

Lots of Love
I. Rabbit xxx

Hot!

Best video release of the month

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdS6HFQ_LUc&feature=player_embedded

Perked me right up!

Rx

Today

is February 1st and that means only one thing - only twelve days to go before LADY GAGA's Born this way is released <3

Bottom Note

Anal sex, I don't think ive actually braced this topic yet so here it goes. To start with I got my brown wings about four years ago, I'm not a massive fan but as Ive mentioned before I'll try anything once, twice and even a third depending on the situation. Now Anal is different with every guy, it can be good, it can be bad and it can be downright painful but with the right guy and the right amount of lube it can be amazing. There are three things you need if you are going to try anal sex:-

Condoms
Water based Lube (oil based lubes cause damage to the condoms)
Patience

These three magical things can help you make the sex menu far more interesting but remember lots of people still don't like it after trying it so give it your best and if all else fails go back to old faithful and be pleased that you've crossed something off the list :)

Now, little rabbits I have a little bugbear about men that won't try anal not on their lovers but on themselves, You do all know that your P Spot (perineum) lives up there and I can guarantee with a bit of fondling and playing (preferably during blow jobs) that he will have the most explosive orgasm (quite literally, this is tried and tested!!!!)

My mission for this upcoming V Day is to get the P Spot recognised! For all you experimental little rabbit that want to try some man friendly toys I recommend Ann Summers - Rocks off Bad Boy Vibrator (£39.99) or Love Honey - Naughty Boy Vibrating Prostate Massager (£39.99) very similar products, both come with fantastic reviews and at under £40 a piece well worth the investment this V Day!!

Good Luck Little Rabbits xxx

The best way to start any day ...

A helping hand ...

Orgasms, the end goal, the finale, the best part, the intense, earth shattering most amazing feeling in the world. You can have them on your own, as a couple or in a group (my preference lies with the latter). So what happens if your one of the 15% of women that cant reach that end goal, I have a few friends that have never had the trembling joy of an orgasm and believe me boys if your thinking "she just hasn't sat on the right cock", you'd be very wrong! I have had the most perfect cock at my disposal and not been able to hit the jackpot. Right so things that can help a bath - relaxation is key, foreplay - this is the biggy boys, if you want your lady begging for more your going to have to put some work into it! A helping hand - a small bullet vibe along with a throbbing cock is a guaranteed cum fest for all involved (you can pick these up from Ann Summers or Love Honey for under £10)

Hope this helped :)

Women and Porn 2

O.K. so the first installment was a second hand opinion and I didn't really elaborate on the subject so here it goes.

I love porn. I have adapted it into my everyday wank routine. I think it can be used not just as a sexual tool but as an educational one and I think from watching porn I have a more adventurous outlook to sex. Obviously porn doesn't fit in with other peoples sexual tastes, I have many friends who are completely against it or just haven't found the right person to watch it with and I one hundred percent respect that. I on the other hand will label myself as sexually curious and so go out of my way to find new ways to broaden my knowledge of my favorite past time.

To date my favorite porn sites include Redtube, Pornhub. You Porn and xhamster and my favorite category well that depends on the day but I do love oral sex, threesomes and domination videos oh and a squirt bukkake always passes the time!

Never one to miss a trick my next plan of action is to visit a strip club, I've always wanted to and with Cardiff just around the corner I might just wander on in! Watch this space!

R x

Position of the month ...

Awkward! Well I guess my prayers were answered, this year, three people have said they liked me, as in have done for a while and not just "I want to fuck you" like me, really like me and it's not good. One of my best friends told me that he didn't want me to meet his new girlfriend as I would make her look boring in comparison and for the last year he's thought about fucking me! I was understandably shocked! The only relationship I want at the moment is one that is commonly known as a fuck buddy! Take the hint people! The closer Valentines approaches the more I hate the thought of a relationship and the people that dwell within them, the crap that comes out of it, the pressure not to be alone ahhh fuck it the closest cock I will get to on the 14th is one that had varied settings and takes two AA's and thats how it should be!

R x

A New Year...

... A New Man? It could happen, I mean I'm at the point now where I've found my feet, I know who I am and what I want from life I've been single for almost nine months, is it time to let a man back into my life? If New Years is anything to go by, yes it is, I had the most amazing time, I drank cocktails, danced, watched the fireworks and I got introduced to my new, gay, best friend he is fantastic, just like me except more manlier and with a penis :)

Although there was one downside I got harassed by the ex and a really close friend told me he liked me, now this could have been excused if he was drunk and it was before twelve but alas he was sober, we were sitting in a Starbucks and it was two in the afternoon, safe to say i'll be putting some distance between that relationship! I mean it's not like he's bad looking or anything he's just not my type, a little socially awkward and from what I can see has no long term job aspirations but I'm sure he will make some girl happy one day, that girl will just not be me.

I do have some New Years Resolutions, to get fit (obviously I'm female), enjoy more cock (for you entertainment) and finally make 2011 a million times better than 2010 which, by the looks of things is shaping up nicely!

xxx